THI5 PLACE I5 TOO FAMILIAR.
I’VE BEEN HERE BEFORE.
I5 ANYONE OUT THERE? I THINK I’M DEAD. BUT THI5 I5 JU5T LIKE MY DREAM5… I DON’T EVEN KNOW ANYMORE…
CAN ANYONE HEAR ME?
FUCK. FUCKING EARTH HOLIDAY. THEY CELEBRATE THE 5TUPIDE5T THING5…
…MAYBE… MAYBE DYING I5N’T 5O… 5O BAD…
NEVER MIND. FUCK THI5 HURT5. THI5… THI5 HURT5 A LOT…
Everything comes back to oranges with you, doesn’t it.
PRIME, IF AND WHEN YOU’RE TURNED INTO A HUMAN AGAIN BY MAGIC ANONS, I’M GOING TO FIND A WAY TO 5HOVE ORANGE5 DOWN YOUR THROAT. BECAU5E ONLY THEN WILL YOU UNDER5TAND JU5T HOW AMAZING THEY ARE.
Or, alternately, I can decimate any magic anons that try. Considering the way some universes seem to work, I will not doubt the potential power of magic. But I have endless power over uncreation at my disposal, which should trump most of the competition.
YE5 YE5, RUIN ALL MY FUN WHY DON’T YOU.
GOGDAMNIT. I NEED 5OME ORANGE5.
Everything comes back to oranges with you, doesn’t it.
PRIME, IF AND WHEN YOU’RE TURNED INTO A HUMAN AGAIN BY MAGIC ANONS, I’M GOING TO FIND A WAY TO 5HOVE ORANGE5 DOWN YOUR THROAT. BECAU5E ONLY THEN WILL YOU UNDER5TAND JU5T HOW AMAZING THEY ARE.
PRIME. I’M HERE. WELL, FOR AN HOUR OR 5O AT LEA5T.Excellent. My one outside contact comes to me once again. Now I can actually be social on a social network.
…I need to get out more. Again.
PRIME, YOU TALK TO MORE PEOPLE THAN JU5T ME. IT JU5T 5EEM5 I’M AROUND A LOT MORE THAN THE OTHER5 NOWADAYS.
It’s not that I haven’t tried. Well, maybe I haven’t as of late, but too often my attempts to start a conversation either fall on deaf ears or amount to little more than small talk.
WELL. I’M HERE AND LI5TENING TO YOU. FOR NOW AT LEA5T. I HAVE THING5 I NEED TO DO IN AN HOUR-I5H. BUT FOR NOW I’M ALL FOR CONVER5ATION. WHAT’VE YOU BEEN UP TO THE PA5T FEW DAY5?
Work. The whole entropy business. That’s literally all.
WELL THAT 5OUND5 BORING. EVER PLAY CHECKER5? THAT’5 ALWAY5 A FUN WA5TE OF TIME.
Not recently, no. Besides, playing by yourself a game meant for multiple players is kind of defeating the point.
YOU COULD JU5T PLAY AGAIN5T A COMPUTER. THAT ALWAY5 WORKS.
((and here’s the link to the flash. It’s beautiful))
The computer is a cheating bastard. It’s practically a rule of every game with that option.
WELL I MU5T JU5T BE LUCKY THEN. BECAU5E I 5EEM TO BE ABLE TO BEAT THE COMPUTER QUITE OFTEN.
Or you’ve found a program that DOESN’T cheat. Or you’re just that good.
HM. I’M THINKING IT’5 THE FORMER. BECAU5E I’VE FOUGHT WITH THE PROGRAM LONG AND HARD AND I’VE COME CLO5E TO WINNING, AND THEN MADE A 5TUPID MI5TAKE AND IT’5 BEATEN ME. I DO HAVE A PRETTY FOOLPROOF 5TRAGETY FOR PLAYING THOUGH.
OH GO5H I LOVE CHECKER5. AND ORANGE5.
PRIME. I’M HERE. WELL, FOR AN HOUR OR 5O AT LEA5T.Excellent. My one outside contact comes to me once again. Now I can actually be social on a social network.
…I need to get out more. Again.
PRIME, YOU TALK TO MORE PEOPLE THAN JU5T ME. IT JU5T 5EEM5 I’M AROUND A LOT MORE THAN THE OTHER5 NOWADAYS.
It’s not that I haven’t tried. Well, maybe I haven’t as of late, but too often my attempts to start a conversation either fall on deaf ears or amount to little more than small talk.
WELL. I’M HERE AND LI5TENING TO YOU. FOR NOW AT LEA5T. I HAVE THING5 I NEED TO DO IN AN HOUR-I5H. BUT FOR NOW I’M ALL FOR CONVER5ATION. WHAT’VE YOU BEEN UP TO THE PA5T FEW DAY5?
Work. The whole entropy business. That’s literally all.
WELL THAT 5OUND5 BORING. EVER PLAY CHECKER5? THAT’5 ALWAY5 A FUN WA5TE OF TIME.
Not recently, no. Besides, playing by yourself a game meant for multiple players is kind of defeating the point.
YOU COULD JU5T PLAY AGAIN5T A COMPUTER. THAT ALWAY5 WORKS.
((and here’s the link to the flash. It’s beautiful))
The computer is a cheating bastard. It’s practically a rule of every game with that option.
WELL I MU5T JU5T BE LUCKY THEN. BECAU5E I 5EEM TO BE ABLE TO BEAT THE COMPUTER QUITE OFTEN.
PRIME. I’M HERE. WELL, FOR AN HOUR OR 5O AT LEA5T.Excellent. My one outside contact comes to me once again. Now I can actually be social on a social network.
…I need to get out more. Again.
PRIME, YOU TALK TO MORE PEOPLE THAN JU5T ME. IT JU5T 5EEM5 I’M AROUND A LOT MORE THAN THE OTHER5 NOWADAYS.
It’s not that I haven’t tried. Well, maybe I haven’t as of late, but too often my attempts to start a conversation either fall on deaf ears or amount to little more than small talk.
WELL. I’M HERE AND LI5TENING TO YOU. FOR NOW AT LEA5T. I HAVE THING5 I NEED TO DO IN AN HOUR-I5H. BUT FOR NOW I’M ALL FOR CONVER5ATION. WHAT’VE YOU BEEN UP TO THE PA5T FEW DAY5?
Work. The whole entropy business. That’s literally all.
WELL THAT 5OUND5 BORING. EVER PLAY CHECKER5? THAT’5 ALWAY5 A FUN WA5TE OF TIME.
Not recently, no. Besides, playing by yourself a game meant for multiple players is kind of defeating the point.
YOU COULD JU5T PLAY AGAIN5T A COMPUTER. THAT ALWAY5 WORKS.
((and here’s the link to the flash. It’s beautiful))
PRIME. I’M HERE. WELL, FOR AN HOUR OR 5O AT LEA5T.Excellent. My one outside contact comes to me once again. Now I can actually be social on a social network.
…I need to get out more. Again.
PRIME, YOU TALK TO MORE PEOPLE THAN JU5T ME. IT JU5T 5EEM5 I’M AROUND A LOT MORE THAN THE OTHER5 NOWADAYS.
It’s not that I haven’t tried. Well, maybe I haven’t as of late, but too often my attempts to start a conversation either fall on deaf ears or amount to little more than small talk.
WELL. I’M HERE AND LI5TENING TO YOU. FOR NOW AT LEA5T. I HAVE THING5 I NEED TO DO IN AN HOUR-I5H. BUT FOR NOW I’M ALL FOR CONVER5ATION. WHAT’VE YOU BEEN UP TO THE PA5T FEW DAY5?
Work. The whole entropy business. That’s literally all.
WELL THAT 5OUND5 BORING. EVER PLAY CHECKER5? THAT’5 ALWAY5 A FUN WA5TE OF TIME.
PRIME. I’M HERE. WELL, FOR AN HOUR OR 5O AT LEA5T.Excellent. My one outside contact comes to me once again. Now I can actually be social on a social network.
…I need to get out more. Again.
PRIME, YOU TALK TO MORE PEOPLE THAN JU5T ME. IT JU5T 5EEM5 I’M AROUND A LOT MORE THAN THE OTHER5 NOWADAYS.
It’s not that I haven’t tried. Well, maybe I haven’t as of late, but too often my attempts to start a conversation either fall on deaf ears or amount to little more than small talk.
WELL. I’M HERE AND LI5TENING TO YOU. FOR NOW AT LEA5T. I HAVE THING5 I NEED TO DO IN AN HOUR-I5H. BUT FOR NOW I’M ALL FOR CONVER5ATION. WHAT’VE YOU BEEN UP TO THE PA5T FEW DAY5?
